Should have stayed anonymous, Epic Fail Guy. You had one job, Guido: to light a matchstick! I'm known worldwide for my renegade look.Īll the people say, "We will be like Che!" Is it the 5th of November? 'Cause I'm on fire! Scrapped lyrics Che Guevara: You're an ump-Che! That's Bay of Pigs Latin!Īfter what just happened, you should retire! (Augh!) I'm Catholic, I've got Mass when I'm rapping! These rhyme skills are not evenly distributed! This very battle disproves your communist initiative: You muddled your economy like mint in a mojito! You're an error-prone terrorist! Penny for the scapegoat! Guy Fawkes:ĭon't try to boast 'bout your banknotes with Guido! I'm the hardest Marxist ever graced a banknote! (Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!) When they cut your junk out! Revolt all you want, I don't give two Guy Fawkes!īut look at Venezuela: what you're fighting for sucks! Che Guevara:Ī group with a bad "touching little boys" habit!Īnd this porn star pilgrim look, what's up with that? He's Cuba Commander, you're more of the Destro!
(Ooh!) Face it, Ernesto: you're Castro, but less so! I was tortured until I could hardly sign my name,Īnd listening to you felt pretty much the same! I would cut you, but I don't want your sweat on my sword! Right, I'm a pious man, and I fight for the Lord! Making capitalists rich off of you on merch! That your face has been cheapened, weakened, besmirched,īeing plastered on posters, coasters, and shirts, Treat this battle like the gallows, and take another dive. You should have stayed anonymous, Epic Fail Guy. Got caught with a fuse like your bars: not lit! You had one job, cabrón: to strike a matchstick! Your head is on a spike up on London Bridge! I've got my face on a magnet on your roommate's fridge. Here's a tip for your next plot: try to rehearse! You tried to rebel against James the first. You're famous 'cause of Alan Moore's third best book!Īll the children say, "We will be like Che!"Īsthmatic, but I'll take your breath away. I'm known worldwide for my steely-eyed look.
Me and my guerrillas are a squad of killers! (Hoo!) Revolting heavy metal rebel blood-spiller,
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